My Name is better than yours

During the commercials there are occasional words of wisdom. This is my favorite so far:

Grandma how does god make it rain?
Well granddaughter, I think it is god’s tears. He cries when he sees everything people are doing today.
(Bit more BS, that is boring)

This of course makes me believe that god has hated us forever since I believe rain is kind of needed for most life…. Also makes you wonder WTF were we doing when Noah had to fetch 2 and 7 pairs of various animals. Well F U god because you cry a lot during the summers in FL, stop being a pansy.

I got this half ass working, but still annoyed. I don’t claim I can do any better then those companies/people, but then again that’s not my job.

• SageTV coded by drunk monkeys? Check
• SageTV coded in a slug language? Check
• DirecTV not add center ice plan during order? Check
• DirecTV list FSN PA’s game as HD, when it’s not? Check
• DirecTV not release their pay per view line ups to whoever SageTV uses for their lineup? Check
• HD-PVR have crappy drivers? Check
• Need to get new COMMERCIAL codecs to play HD-PVR files in SageTV because of crappy SageTV coders? Check
• HD-PVR released early and still sketchy now? Check

Man I miss Snapstream, I so so so so so miss quality control. Oh why did you have to go commercial and probably make more money. PS to the MSG channel or whatever, if your player is doing something against the R U L E S and our player complains to the refs about a no call, it’s not working the refs, it’s reminding them to do the Fing jobs you dolts.

Somebody puts up a fake video of Windows Mobile running on the iPhone and all the blog news sites have to be the first to publish this news. Why is being the first so much more important then making sure what you publishing isn’t obviously fake. Come on ten seconds of research of this amazing news would have revealed to anyone with half a brain it was fake. Lemme see:

• Interview with the programmer is sketchy.
• Watching the iPhone run Windows Mobile looks, well I’ll be honest, fake.
• Googling this myPhone2008.com conference that was so successful gives only results from the idiots that believed this was real and posted it on their websites today.
• This iPhone conference took place in September and this ground breaking news comes out mid October?
• This same conference had a video of a program that makes your iPhone a metal detector????
• This same conference had a video of a program that makes your iPhone a calorie counter????
• The website with these videos has a real link to one real iPhone program, no way this is a viral ad.

It’s one thing to be gullible it’s another to be stupid and not do any research. By the way my time machine for sale is still available. The only problem is the operating system’s parallel level 2 cache isn’t syncing with the timing on the 3rd ram slot’s GPS transistor. It should be an easy fix, I just don’t have the time. I am accepting bids at 2 million dollars, and please don’t do any research before believing me.

My TV just said that people have a common misconception that if something is moving fast enough it defies gravity. Example being that jump on the freeway in Speed where the bus flies up during the jump… People that believe that is possible need to come see me I have magic beans to sell them.